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Hamburg International

Approximate Vintage: 2002
Received From: Matthias Koch
Print or Image Color: Navy
Background / Bag Color: White
Nice flying hamburger logo, which is appropriate if you call your airline Hamburg. Italics rule!

Hamburg International

Approximate Vintage: 2013
Received From: Rainer Schwartz
Print or Image Color: Navy, Red, Yellow
Background / Bag Color: White
Hamburg International appends .de to their name. Nice sunny side up egg logo (as well as a sunny side down egg?)

Hamburg International

Approximate Vintage: 2014
Received From: Oliver Conradi
Print or Image Color: Navy, Red, Yellow
Background / Bag Color: White
This bag features 7 planes flying around in a circle while you're late for your meeting. Plus Hamburg International appends .de to their name. Nice sunny side up egg logo (as well as a sunny side down egg?)

Flugzeuge im Bauch? means Butterflies in stomach?

Hapag-Lloyd

Approximate Vintage: 1997
Received From: Oliver Conradi
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: White
Completely blank white, with the words "Hapag-Lloyd" on the bottom. The Gunter-ACS Pacman appears in the gusset without the words.

Hapag-Lloyd

Approximate Vintage: 1997
Received From: Homer Goetz
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: White
Completely blank white, with the words "Hapag-Lloyd" on the bottom. Exactly the same as other 1997 bag except 'ACS Germany' is printed in the fold.

Hapag-Lloyd

Approximate Vintage: 2000
Received From: Oliver Conradi
Print or Image Color: Black, Navy
Background / Bag Color: White
Completely blank white, with the words "Hapag-Lloyd" on the bottom. Much like before except they decided to change part of the logo to be in blue instead of black, although there's no star on the bottom.

Hapag-Lloyd

Approximate Vintage: 2001
Received From: Matthias Koch
Print or Image Color: Black, Navy
Background / Bag Color: White
Completely blank white, with the words "Hapag-Lloyd" on the bottom. Much like before except they decided to change part of the logo to be in blue instead of black, PLUS there's a star on the bottom.

Hapag-Lloyd

Approximate Vintage: 2002
Received From: Jürgen Klein
Print or Image Color: Red
Background / Bag Color: White
Hapag-Lloyd: Home of the Mutant smiley face!

Hapag-Lloyd

Approximate Vintage: 2003
Received From: Anke Bullendorf
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: White
Hapag-Lloyd minimizes their design even more, but adds their web site.

Hapag-Lloyd

Approximate Vintage: 2005
Received From: Thorsten Hecht
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: White
Hapag-Lloyd's web site changes from hlf.de to hapagfly.com, forwarding the former domain to the latter.

Hapag-Lloyd Express (HLX)

Approximate Vintage: 2003
Received From: Martin Schütze
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: Yellow and White
Vielen Dank für Ihre Kritik means 'Thank you for your criticism'. Whoever wrote these words must have been sending subliminal messages to my mother for many years.

Yellow describes this bag. Just like everything in Texas, this bag is big and yellow.

Hapag-Lloyd Express (HLX)

Approximate Vintage: 2005
Received From: Oliver Conradi
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: Yellow and White
If I read this correctly, you can fly HLX for as little as 19.99 Euros as long as you don't Übel (Nicht Übel). But beware the asterisk which remains unexplained.

Hapag-Lloyd Express (HLX)

Approximate Vintage: 2005
Received From: Gerd Clemens
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: Yellow and White
Ganz Easy Hier Ryan! HLX has cornered the market on the Taxi company identity. The bag even says to 'Break with the competition and fly at taxi prices'. Vomit stud Janik Moritz says the translation is "Quite nice here, Ryan." (hlx and ryanair were rivals in the past)

Hapag-Lloyd Express (HLX)

Approximate Vintage: 2005
Received From: Gerd Clemens
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: Yellow and White
HLX has cornered the market on the Taxi company identity. If my German is correct, this bag says to 'Treat your fur better' (Das sollten Sie besser für sich behalten). Barf expert Janik Moritz counters that it really means "It is better to keep it to yourself."

Hapag-Lloyd Express (HLX)

Approximate Vintage: 2005
Received From: Paul Mundy
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: Yellow and White
HLX changes the bottom of the bag for no apparent reason. If my German is correct, Hier Rhein 'Here's what you want'. However barf aficionado Janik Moritz say it means "in here"

Hapag-Lloyd Express (HLX)

Approximate Vintage: 2005
Received From: Paul Mundy
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: Yellow and White
HLX admonishes you to "Übergeben ist seliger als Nehmen" which barf specialist Janik Moritz translates to "It is more blessed to give than to receive"

Hapag-Lloyd Express (HLX)

Approximate Vintage: 2005
Received From: Anke Bullendorf
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: Yellow and White
HLX adds a Happy Hour to their flight with the admonition "Alles muss raus", which I think means "Everyone make a mess quickly". However Janik Moritz says it really means "Everything must go"

Hapag-Lloyd Express (HLX)

Approximate Vintage: 2006
Received From: Thorsten Hecht
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: Yellow and White
HLX finally changes the bottom of this bag for no apparent reason. The German says, "Da wird der Konkurrenz schwindlig." or "This is where the conquerer gets dizzy." Barf fan Janik Moritz says it actually means "This is where the rivals get dizzy"

Hapag-Lloyd Flug

Received From: Richard David Glueck
Print or Image Color: Blue
Background / Bag Color: White
Hapag-Lloyd's earlier entry when it was just Flug (air service).

Has acs and all sorts of addresses in the gusset

Hapag-Lloyd TUI

Approximate Vintage: 2002
Received From: Oliver Conradi
Print or Image Color: Red
Background / Bag Color: White
Hapag-Lloyd decided brand recognition of the mutant smiley face was so ubiquitous, they could drop their name. This bag is the 'World of TUI' bag, whatever that is.