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Museum currently exhibits 3011 unique bags.

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Spanair

Approximate Vintage: 1997
Received From: Diane Moses
Print or Image Color: Blue and Orange
Background / Bag Color: White
Paper. Low stars on inseam (not shown).

Spanair

Approximate Vintage: 1997
Received From: Diane Moses
Print or Image Color: Blue and Orange
Background / Bag Color: White
Plastic (Tyvek?).

Spanair

Approximate Vintage: 2000
Received From: Christian Funch
Print or Image Color: Blue and Orange
Background / Bag Color: White
Now with a newer, slightly bolder logo. The laminar flow logo now looks like ravioli.

Spanair

Received From: Martin Powley
Print or Image Color: Blue and Orange
Background / Bag Color: White
Very similar to the 2000 model, but no instructions! What could this smart looking bag be for?

Spanair

Approximate Vintage: 2001
Received From: Richard David Glueck
Print or Image Color: Blue and Orange
Background / Bag Color: White
The logo changes again, as if split by lightning. Also, more instructions were added at the top.

Spanair

Approximate Vintage: 2004
Received From: Christian Annyas
Print or Image Color: Blue and Orange
Background / Bag Color: White
A more modern Spanair that keeps the logo, but adds a website, phone number and the fact that they're now a member of the Star Alliance.

Spanair

Approximate Vintage: 2005
Received From: Christian Annyas
Print or Image Color: White
Background / Bag Color: Blue
Spanair can't quite figure out its corporate identity. Not only is it a member of the Star Alliance, but now they're a member of the SAS group. I'm sure this is all very reassuring to their stockholders.

Spanair

Approximate Vintage: 2013
Received From: Xusheng Chen
Print or Image Color: White
Background / Bag Color: Navy
The bag says, "en su agencia de viajes" which I think means "in your old-age home". Spanair is a crappy Star Alliance Member now.

Spantax

Received From: Robert Masumura
Print or Image Color: Blue
Background / Bag Color: White
Nice torn piece of paper logo under what appears to be a cryptogram.

One of the languages on the back seems to announce that "I handle calls for AT&T".

Spantax

Approximate Vintage: 1985
Received From: Rainer Schwartz
Print or Image Color: Blue, Red
Background / Bag Color: White
I actually just guessed that the vintage on this bag is 1985 based upon font and design. The airline ceased operations in 1988, but this bag could be from many years earlier.

Spantax

Received From: Andrew Angel
Print or Image Color: Blue
Background / Bag Color: White
This bag is a little enigmatic in that it says "Trabajos Aereos" or Aerial Work. I'm not sure if they mean that it's work to throw up or work to fly on the airline, but it does seem odd.

Spice Jet

Approximate Vintage: 2007
Received From: Gerhard Lang
Print or Image Color: Black, Gray
Background / Bag Color: White
I have no idea what the 15 gray circles printed in perspective are for, but they look cool.

SpiceJet

Approximate Vintage: 2014
Received From: Janusz Tichnoniuk
Print or Image Color: Red, Orange
Background / Bag Color: White
SpiceJet keeps the depth perspective dots and tells you to log onto their site, no doubt trying to sell onboard wifi.

The bag also says
Things you can do to minimize air sickness:
Eat light before your flight.
Drink plenty of water.

Spike & Mike's Barf Bag

Approximate Vintage: 1993
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: White
From Spike & Mike's Extra Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation, which travels across the U.S. This one cost me $11.95 since they wouldn't give me one unless I bought a (Godzilla vs. Bambi) T-shirt.

Spike & Mike's Barf Bag

Approximate Vintage: 1999
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: White
Spike and Mike are at it again. The worst part is looking around the theatre at the losers who come to this festival and thinking "This is my demographic group."

Note the chicken head in the mouth

Spike & Mike's Barf Bag

Approximate Vintage: 2000
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: White
Same as the 2000 model except that their web site was acquired by ifilm.com!

Spike & Mike's Lunch Bag

Approximate Vintage: 1994
Received From: Steven J. Sattler
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: White
From Spike & Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation. This one appears to be from 1994 and has a phone number for recorded information. I have no idea what sort of recorded info about this bag, but I encourage you to call the number.

Spill Your Guts Out! (Colossal Hole)

Received From: Bruce Kelly
Print or Image Color: Red
Background / Bag Color: White
This is a really weird bag that asserts that the music on the album will make you sick. The weird part about it is that they call it a "record" that is "pressed" instead of CD or Album or MP3, yet there is a website for a vinyl release.

Anyway, the bag says

POSITIVELY THE MOST HORRIFYING RECORD EVER PRESSED
SPILL YOUR GUTS OUT!

DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF THIS VINYL RELEASE, INTENSE VOMITING MAY OCCUR WHILE LISTENING TO...

COLOSSAL hOLE EP

HORROR PAIN GORE DEATH PRODUCTIONS AND COFFINS ASSUME NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR HEALTH PROBLEMS THAT MAY ARISE WHILE ENTERING THE COLOSSAL HOLE... NO SAVIOUR CAN RESCUE YOU FROM THE HELLBRINGER!

www.horrorpaingoredeath.com

Spirit Airlines

Approximate Vintage: 2015
Received From: Noa Miller
Print or Image Color: Black
Background / Bag Color: White
This is a great bag from a super-discount airline where everything costs. I'm not only surprised that they printed anything on the bag, but that they have a (free) bag at all. When the donor of this bag asked for a 2nd one, they gave her a plain white one, so I guess they do have a mind towards cost savings. Anyway, the bag says the following

spirit

LESS MONEY. MORE GO.

IN CASE OF

EMERGENCY

We know the feeling. You've saved a bunch of

money on this Spirit flight, and now you're

thinking of all the cash you've lost being swindled

by other airlines. It's enough to make you sick.

We totally get it. But this bag is meant as a last

resort. If you want to toss your cookies in front of

a hudred of your closest friends, go for it - slow

clap for you. But if you think you can make it to

the lavatory to violently upend your insides in

relative priacy, you know, that'd be cool of you.

Spring Airlines

Approximate Vintage: 2012
Received From: Rainer Schwartz
Print or Image Color: Green
Background / Bag Color: White, Green
This bag has the stubby airplane from the China Eastern bags and its logo is taken from the adapter that lets you play 45s.