Quotes - Selected Vomit Literature

It would please me greatly if you are someday an airline passenger and while passing through severe turbulance feel the need to puke and discover that another of your ilk has taken the barf bag from the seat back for their "collection." May all your previous meals end up on your lap. -- Gene Warner

The most dangerous situation in the life time of a sick bag is the moment when the envelope is opened. -- Dr. Walter Brinker
[Bags are put in envelopes when collectors send them to each other.]

I vow to never ever tell ask jeeves that i am bored because sites like this turn up. -- anonymous

uhhhkkk...I came here cause a search sent me here ... and yeakkk I finnd the grossest sickest site ever......censored I hate this site. -- anonymous

what is this? this is such a poor excuse for a site. you have no potential! give it up! -- Houston visitor

I appreciate a fine conisour (sic) of bile relocation units. -- Frank Spivo

re: PIA. ... the language is Urdu not Arabic and the penalty for mistaking the 2 languages is having your penis chopped off. -- anonymous

I had my brief fling with barf bags, and, while it was a rewarding encounter, like an actor putting aside a past role in order to learn a new one, I must move on to other stories. -- Tony H.